Turbo Dismount

People will always tell you to drive safely, and you know that they will always be right. Driving safely is a pretty big deal since you are risking not only your life, but also, if you have a passenger, your passenger’s life. There’s nothing wrong with driving safely, and you SHOULD always drive safely. Anything that you do in this game, never try when driving in real life. Really, I just felt the need to warn you about that. But don’t get me wrong, even though you should always drive safely in real life, that does not mean crashing cars into walls and driving into half pipes is not fun, because it totally is.

Enter Turbo Dismount, a game that’s all about driving haphazardly and having fun while you’re at it! At the very start, you are given a choice between 3 types of roads you want to drive on, and each road can be customized however you want with different obstacles that you want your car to go through. Half pipes, huge ramps, speed boosts, even a brick wall if you really want to be brutal! Personally, I like making a half pipe brick wall combo and see if I can jump over it, but hey, whatever floats your boat, right? You don’t need to worry about any of your character’s bones being broken, in fact, the more bones broken and the more pain your course causes, the higher your score, so don’t be afraid to experiment with different obstacles and see what gives you the best combo.

Again, I can’t emphasize this enough, drive safely everyone. If you want to crash a car or something, just play Turbo Dismount, it’s a lot more fun than crashing a real car anyway!